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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanrage View Post
    Could Sharp's wife take Val in a fight?
    Indeed. Even the Chou knows to run away there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendaran View Post
    That was actually Braniac 5 somehow plucking him out of the pre crisis era.
    That's what Val wants you to think.
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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    The MunchKING could easily beat up Daniel LaRusso (or if he wanted to be more topical, Dre Parker) in any kind of fight they chose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanrage View Post
    Just like the topic says. Who can't this martial arts monster beat no matter what miracle he pulls out f his butt?
    Did somebody call for a miracle?
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    I first read the thread title as "Who *cant* beat karate kid?" and Cobra Kai came to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendaran View Post
    That was actually Braniac 5 somehow plucking him out of the pre crisis era.
    Yeah, the first time he was killed. The second time he "ducked" and the third time he came back right as the book was cancelled he was just back with zero explanation.

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    If I'm being honest... I think Kenshiro could take him or at least give him a hell of a fight.

    Ken is a ridiculously fast, Class 80ish brick with some of the most ridiculous kung fu around. Also, he has a better range game through energy blasts and can go intangible at will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    If I'm being honest... I think Kenshiro could take him or at least give him a hell of a fight.

    Ken is a ridiculously fast, Class 80ish brick with some of the most ridiculous kung fu around. Also, he has a better range game through energy blasts and can go intangible at will.
    Notonly that butcnahit his pressure points via not touching him as one of hisranged attacks is spatial by nature.

    Val may candodge it, might, but Ken is fast, and no way to block it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nik Hasta View Post
    If I'm being honest... I think Kenshiro could take him or at least give him a hell of a fight.

    Ken is a ridiculously fast, Class 80ish brick with some of the most ridiculous kung fu around. Also, he has a better range game through energy blasts and can go intangible at will.
    I'm going with Galactus to take them both if the fight's 1-on-1; pound-for-pound Galen obviously has grappling and wrestling experience and in this day and age, there's more than a little evidence that a good ground game can be a fight-ender.

    That aside, if Val can't reach Ken before he triggers the Muso Tensei the fight is going to swing very quickly.

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    An inanimate carbon rod.

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    Popeye could beat Karate Kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shellhead View Post
    Popeye could beat Karate Kid.
    That goes without saying.

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    Gentlemen...I believe this is a 'Party Time' situation.


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    Set the Destroyer, as one example, though we're setting the bar pretty high with him being the first thing that comes to my mind. It's rather telling when one needs to go to a guy who puts out energies on the level of 'an exploding star', Green Lantern style, can endure planet-busting+ forces, and adds to both of those with time manipulation both offensively and defensively.

    Edit: Flight ring is standard equipment, no point in making fights without it.

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    My wife wouldn't fight Val! And Val wouldn't fight her. She'd have him in for tea. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpandpointies View Post
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    My wife wouldn't fight Val! And Val wouldn't fight her. She'd have him in for tea.
    By which he means "grind his bones into tea".
    Yeah, but if you... man, we're getting into weird analogy territory, like if you disintegrated Superman's arms he wouldn't be able to go "fool! Little did you know that my arms and I are one and can be remade from me!" and will his arms back into being from pure nothingness. - Pendaran

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