And I seen't it...
MCU Phase 4.
Wakanda... Ehr... Uhm... Stark's old lab.
A somber moment of one last look around reflection is broken by...
Princess Shuri: "Thanks Pepper I'll take it from here."
Pepper Potts Stark: "Oh gosh, you remind me so much of Tony... you are such an Ironheart."
Princess Shuri: "Okay get in line."
Falcon: "Can you upgrade Cap's shield... I want a magnetic return mechanism gauntlet and also these wings could use a little vibranium and repulsers like those Wakandan warships you have."
Peter Parker: "You know the usual... Vibranium this vibranium that."
Bucky: "Vibranium bullets and a couple of them macguffin Kimoyo beads please."
Professor Hulk: "New arm please."
Princess Shuri: "Put some cocoa butter on it."
Professor Hulk: "I don't think you understand..."
Princess Shuri: "Let me spell it out for you... Put-Some-Cocoa-Butter-On-It!"
Shuri hands Hulk a stick of 100% pure imported cocoa butter and he rubs it on his damaged arm which starts to perk up as the skin tissue magically regenerates and shows instant signs of improvement in mobility and mysteriously rhythm.
Professor Hulk: "WTF!!!"
Princess Shuri: "Because 'you-didn't-think-of-it' COLONIZER... Next!"
Nick Fury: "Whatchoo know about regenerating eyes?"
Rocket: "Oh I got you..."
Digs into his...
Nebula: "Rocket that's unsanitary."
Ironheart MCU... Get an advanced early seating on that bandwagon now before the lines begin to form!
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