OOC PARENTS: But we're not like those idiots that drove you out! We're happy for our mutant kid and we'll keep him safe from the haters with our lives - *TP whammy* - it's just too bad that we've been trying for years to have a kid. No such luck. What's this empty bedroom? It looks like a bed used to be here...
*TP conditioning to mutant child* You were born in Krakoa. You have ALWAYS lived in Krakoa. Mutants only give birth to mutants. These are your parents.