CBR Chat

[coveredinbees]

I suppose I am in the minority, but I did not really like Spaceballs at all. I didn't find it terrible, but I definitely don't think it comes anywhere near being as good as the original trilogy.

Did you like Dracula Dead and Loving It?

[Pól Rua]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIPOLAR DANGER GIRL!





Stay strong, Princess.

Aw, you said what I was going to say... only in glorious, shiny pictures! Which is better!

[The MunchKING]

With a levitation spell, duh!

Yup, Even the MunchKING knows "Float".

Hi folks, what's cooking?
When did CBR start a new message boards? This is the third one as far as I know

Fifth I think.

This does not help climb stairs.

Ask Darksied I'm sure he's got some tips for you.

Hello. I dunno what to do to pass the time.

Fight Evil? I mean you ARE the 1265th Superman. :P

Where are all my X-Cres pals?

I'm going bananas without them.

I think you're supposed to meet new people.

You're welcome! And I apologize for your future captivity.

I thought you wanted to kill everyone?

Yes... but not everyone who loves me wants to sausage my rainbow. Only you, Hod. Only you may sausage my rainbow.

*raises an eyebrow*

It's this weird poisonous annoyingly pink spectacular dazzle princess... thing. Obey it, and we just might survive this.

Kings and Emperors out rank princesses I'm afraid.

Not anymore, Cookie Dick.... Grayson. I must be clever when I grease someone's backdoor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

Well... to be fair, I would never paint the inside of my house pink... but I do live in a pink house! And none of you fudge munchers can wipe THAT off like a bad sticker! At least not without visiting me first... Um... I wonder how many of these nerds I can capture? At least twenty, right?!

The MunchKING may yet elude your wiles.

Sure. I'll be your WonderBebs. I'd be the best WonderBebs who ever WONDERED!

A most interesting response. But surely you knew such a thing was merely an inconvenience to the MunchKING.

Okay... who's lollipop do I have to suck to get this beautiful Munch creature unbanned. We didn't even get a chance to murder all humans and repopulate the planet with our superior DNA yet! Not fair!

Hmmm, that's the first time I've had a girl offer to do THAT to someone on my behalf. usually it's threats of violence.

I need a flipping chew toy. I has a anger!

On the otherhand they ALL say something like THIS to me.

Sometimes I wonder... If computers could talk, what would they say to us? Mine would probably tell me to go do something productive.

I'm working as hard as I can dangit!!

[Pól Rua]

I didn't know it was Bipolar Danger Girl's birthday. I'll blow up a few planets in her name.

Blow up the planet with the Broccoli People on it. Then we can scoop them up with our space nets and devour them like mad space vikings.
Also, need cheese.

[The MunchKING]

Wrong. You love me. Just as I love you. Forever. Do you like duct tape and mowing lawns?

Love is such a "Strong" word.

much like "monogamy".

I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working. I should be working.

All work and no play makes BDG a dull girl.

As long as the duct tape is applied to places where I'm not that hairy and you don't mind the uncontrollable sneezing from seasonal allergies related to lawnmowing.

Ah, my sympathies.

Pefect. I vote we make Mark giggle, and by vote, I mean... do it.

Goodness, it IS like Wonderbebs is back.

How do you feel about Trent Reznor?

Me too! I didn't realize this was THAT kind of chat! <3

It's ALWAYS that kind of chat when those types get posting.

Don't be silly. How can I murder after swallowing if I'm chained to a desk?

Fine. You may have her, Squirrely Spike, but don't violate her on the inside. I suspect there may be butterflies and rainbows in there. Her soul tastes... fuzzy.

OH another Soul eater. I should have listened to Spoony.

[snarkbunny]

About 1/2 through the finale - I really hope they don't go where I am afraid they are going to go...

Oh bother - they did....

[The MunchKING]

Define 'violate'. Cuz I do this thing with my tongue....

I AM sorry I got banned before this...

The thread became 1000x more interesting.

You're telling ME!!

I SUPER like you! <3

Lucky Duck.

better than someone just responding to EVERYTHING for the hell of it.

right?

Well OK, her tounge tricks MIGHT be better than a postathon. But I wouldn't bet on it until I tried it.

Crawling inside BPDG for warmth is contraindicated!

Mythbusters proved it worked with Tauntauns.

Wait.. what? Did you just speak nerd AND suggest murder in the same clucking sentence? I really do love you. You don't even have to stay duct taped to my wall.

Oh is that all it takes? Cause I could totally drop a Merton or Ultima and take out a few mil. That's not that big a deal.

You are always full of great ideas, that suck.

It's a gift. :P

Yeah, if you want warmth, you need her to bake you a batch of cookies ^^

The MunchKING is Partial to chocolate chip.

Sometimes my curiosity is worse than a cat's.

Well we'll get THAT cured pretty darn quick.

I'd leave the rainbows to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjdkMmtHjyM

Life. Life isnt' fair.

War. War never changes.

EDIT: Drats, missed a perfect opening to say "that's what the boyfriend is for"!

Huh, maybe Matt WAS on to something. If only the cost hadn't been so high.

[The MunchKING]

Screw 'em, this is the NuCBR! Let 'em find out the hard way like we all had to.

It IS an experience.

I like it the hard way! Right, Spikey?

That's what SHE said!!

Alternately I could have used a joke about my 12 foot magic steel sword here.

No... wait... no! Don't ruin it! Soon they'll all know me, then the nervousness will begin, and soon they WON'T want to visit me in Frisco Texas. Then no one gets kidnapped. Is that what you want, Gozo? Nerds running around... FREE? You are a horrible and unfeeling person... who I shall kidnap at my very first opportunity.

Texas?

Only two things come out of Texas, steers, and other kinds of cows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_p-gxkhPes

The avatar contest needs to be revived. Perhaps even the Corries.

I had a bunch of crazy avatars in my day.

This is the best fracking dick grayson ball bouncing news ever! WOO!

Oh.. not that Princess Muffin is temp banned, but that my dear beloved Munch may soon return to my warm murdery embrace. WE WILL RULE THE WORLD! And then there will be swearing. OH, the swearing we will have.

Cock a Doodle Do, Motherhubbards.

Took me a bit longer than expected, I'm afraid.

I thought it was 72.

Oh well, we're going to need a bigger server.

72 Isn't All of them?

Just roll with it and don't eat the cookies.

But the poison gives 'em flavor!!

Red is confused.

No your not, your thecrimson.

Join the club.

If this is anything like DK, it should be a pretty standard thing.

They're all funny, if you're doing them right.

TfOS says sex is never funny.

frustration, now THAT'S funny.

But that's just their opinion.

[Paradox]

Vibranium needs a real interview to work from:

also helpful interview hint

keep your pants on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=zP0sqRMzkwo

[bert]

Aw, you said what I was going to say... only in glorious, shiny pictures! Which is better!

yep. . happy B-Day BPD!

[The MunchKING]

Okay, so I know that Munch and I are going to fall in love and kill the world and all that, but what happened to Marc and our eternal torture sex?

Great. NOW who am I going to make out with and force to mow my lawn? Thanks a lot.. everyone not me!

Wait... do I get an actual SAY in these plans?

I like members!

*snickers*

I will admit to this. What off-topic threads did we all come from? (if any at all) I'm from Ultimately Off-Topic.

The MunchKING has traveled from the Deapths of Soap Operus, Devourer of Threads, fought the eternal post-binge of TMI, and conquered untold Downtown Kahzaans before ultimately arriving here.

Be honored. I have seen much and have chosen to remain.

Rita's was the first and grandest.

Soap Operus would have devoured it as it did so many others.

[Paradox]

Surtur has me digging:

Also has anyone seen this gem?

http://abcnews.go.com/US/woman-31-ac...ry?id=23733214

Dear lord..when you first click it has two pics of her. The one on the left she does look young, but on the right she does not look anywhere near 16 years old. What a silly woman. I mean hell, who in their right mind wants to go BACK to high school?!

I found it weird that her "guardian" met her when they were both working at McDonald's. Last I knew, you had to be at least 16 to work there (although my info may be state law specific and twenty years old)

Hell, the pathetic thing is the principal of the school doesn't believe police! He is demanding MORE evidence. They give dumb ass reasons why they believed her. Like "oh she did her homework" but..okay, of course she did her damn homework. Why bother going back and faking all this and then not do the work? It would just draw more suspicion.

I dunno, I'd be a little reluctant to believe it too, because, as you note, who the hell would do that?

[Paradox]

Pól Rua always works it:

She's glorious! And I love that she's a legacy character!

Thanks! And I like having a few legacy characters around. My Barnstormer is another one, legacied to a great-grandmother that was Aviatrix in the post-WW II '40s. I'm seriously considering making a vague connection there somewhere.

Please tell me The Red Butler was Greta Gadget's Silver Age nemesis!

...

He is now!

But, shhhhh...Tara doesn't know.

[The MunchKING]

I just saw that someone had tried to make a new off-topic thread. It made it into 3 posts and it was shut down.

Sad.

Um... this IS Rita's. The title may have changed, and some new posters have come to play, but this is still my bar.

I'm pretty sure I should be allowed to keep that swear. In my bar. Called Rita's.

This is downtown Kahzaan once again!!

Let the rivers run red with blood spilt by the Rumblers!!

You've misspelled Ultimately Off-Topic.

You know what we should do? Fight over it!!

Pistols at 20 paces?

Swords at 11?

Massive omnidestructive fireballs from neighboring countries?

Challenger's choice!

Me? I came from nowhere, and to nowhere I return.

How enigmatic...

*peers over glasses* Are you being bossy?

A bossy squirrel? Surely not!!

Yes. I love in your butt the most. Well... that's a lie. Your face. Yes. I love your face the most. And your husband... and boyfriend. And that lamp. But that's all I love! And that ashtray. And Munch. When does he come back?

I can see I'm in high company.

You've misspelled... thank you for allowing me to keep a small portion of dignity during my stay here at Rita's, great Princess Supreme Leader.

Oh BOY!! looks like I've got to get a coup going here too!! Just what I wanted.

I think someone thought I was female? I don't know.

It's the Avatar. :P

Going to bed. Don't die before I kill you.

A little late on THAT one.

I don't even want to know what you're going to do with beer and koalas.

I bet I know...

That's probably for the best.

Oooooooooooooooooooh Yeah.

[Legato]

Goodness, that's a mighty Keg. I shall be forced to share it's contents with all of CBR.

All according to plan