Originally Posted by
Mister Mysterio
".....Ha. Ha. HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!"
Suddenly, smoke begins to surround Mister E. until...
"I was beginning to wonder if you would ever figure out the mystery, Spider-Man!"
"Holy ☠☠☠☠. I know we pride ourselves on this shindig being 'half murder mystery'... but I can't believe the butler did it!"
Originally Posted by
Mysterio
"The jokes. Always my favorite defense mechanism from you. But I will have the last laugh.
Spider-Men. Take them down."[/SIZE]
Deadpool steeled himself, standing back to back with Spider-Man as the multiversal Spider-Men came from all sides.
"Crap, I only brought enough poison to murder one Spider-Man today. Any bright ideas? Assuming you're not on their team. I'd understand."
Originally Posted by
Mysterio
"On the contrary, Spider. I don't think everyone in your team is on the same page."
Mysterio calls out to Deadpool, Spider-Woman, and Professor Zoom.
"You three have served me well. And though you failed in the end, this is your chance to redeem yourselves. Join me and we will reap the gifts this Multiverse provides!"
Wade froze. Now was the time to decide. Stick to your guns, whack the rest of these dopes and call a job a job.
...or, accept that he made a bad choice, got played by one the dumbest looking tricksters since 1964, and get some good old-fashioned double-crossy revenge.(And just maybe redeem himself a little bit.)
"You lied to me. You used me. Maybe if you had blue skin and a great rack, I'd forgive it a second or third time. But you don't, and to me that means you just wrote a check your out-of-work-special-effectin'-ass can't cash.
Besides, I couldn't be one of your cannon-fodder cronies anyway. Or did you forget--"
He looked up at Allie riding on top of Godzilla and smirked. Some kind of detonator flashed in his hand.
"--I'm Not-Spider-Man!"
A ring of explosions erupted from the floor, encircling the group of players! It caught a few Spider-Men in the blast, and triggered about a dozen Spider-Senses more, causing them to leap straight up into the air to dodge.
Deadpool unslung an automatic weapon he'd been saving for such an occasion... aiming in an arc and mowing them down.
"That'll teach you to climb my water spout! The only rain coming down is a rain of bullets!"
Originally Posted by
Johnny Alpha
Johnny Alpha withdrew both his hand pistol and his Westinghouse. "Got to hit as many of these wall-crawlers as possible," he said, and proceeded to fire at as many targets as he could. "Got to make my way to this 'Mysterio'." He would try to push through the seemingly infinite Spider-Men in his path.
Johnny soon came face-to-face with a lunging Spider-Man who looked suitably dystopian.
He was clocked sidewise by an electricity-splaying punch. The Electronux was tossed to its proper owner. No words-- that probably suited Johnny just fine. Deadpool nodded and drew his swords towards their arachnid adversaries.