Silliest Resurrection After "Death of" Story from Marvel?

[Force de Phenix]

What character resurrection is the silliest Marvel has done?

Some examples:

[ChrisIII]

Aunt May. The one who died in #400 turned out to be an actress who had plastic and genetic surgery.

[Chris0013]

Guardian...time travel, cyborg rebuild, suspended animation...need I go on?

[Gaastra]

Storm--"Killed by havak with my body still there and buried but still said i was telaported and turned into a kid". Yeah thats it. Ignore the full body.

Iron fist--"It was an alien" Yeah that's it.

Reed and doom--"teleported last second". Man, that happens alot.

Mr immortal-- Everything! ok had to end with that joke.

[Garlador]

Aunt May. The one who died in #400 turned out to be an actress who had plastic and genetic surgery.

Everyone points to OMD as the moment Marvel truly gave up on ever letting Peter grow up (justifiable), but bringing Aunt May back instead of Mayday was really the first big domino to fall. It’s a terrible story that defies all logic just to restore a status quo most people were happy to leave behind.

[Kuwagaton]

I mean even if Cap is arguably their best Death and Return ripoff, it was pretty half baked to just bring him back

[your_name_here]

Bringing Ultimate Peter Parker after spending years putting work into Miles to show he works as a concept and can carry the title himself was a strange decision.

[charliehustle415]

Bringing Ultimate Peter Parker after spending years putting work into Miles to show he works as a concept and can carry the title himself was a strange decision.

This one was one of the WORST

He had such an emotional ending and it was heart wrenching and then having Miles trying to live up to his legacy was so emotional and awesome.

Then out of nowhere we learn he and Osborn are potentially IMMORTAL! which is so damn stupid.

Completely ruined a characters earned death, ruined MJ's growth and grieving process and ultimately nothing came of it because Secret Wars happened a couple of months after.

If you can't tell I am still sore about this, because Ultimate Pete is my Spidey

[leokearon]

Aunt May and the Genetically Altered Actress.
Captain America and the Time Gun.

[K7P5V]

Doesn't matter how contrived or "silly", I'll always love the return of Patsy Walker: Hellcat

[Digifiend]

Cheese and crackers? Is that an old catchphrase from her slice of life days? Sounds so corny!

[Frontier]

Cheese and crackers? Is that an old catchphrase from her slice of life days? Sounds so corny!

She used it in her current mini too.

[Iron Maiden]

Cheese and crackers? Is that an old catchphrase from her slice of life days? Sounds so corny!

Patsy Walker goes back to the 1940s and Timely Comics, in case you weren't aware.

[mung]

Karnak kicking his way out Lineage's hell body

[Digifiend]

Patsy Walker goes back to the 1940s and Timely Comics, in case you weren't aware.

I know. Figured it was some golden/silver age thing that got downplayed once she became Hellcat.