There came a time when the Old Gods died! The Brave died with the Cunning! The Noble perished locked in battle with unleashed Evil! It was the last day for them! An ancient era was passing in fiery holocaust!
Not even Rifftrax can make an Asylum movie watchable.
"I rhyme with tyre - And cause pollution - I think you'll find - It's the best solution: What Am I?"
"And that's the essential problem with 'Planetary' right there. When Elijah Snow says, 'The world is a strange place'... he gets Dracula, Doc Savage and Godzilla... When we say it, we get The Captain Fire-Cock Rock 'n' Roll Spectacular."
~ Pól Rua
The Empire Strikes Back:
Commander Skywalker leaves his troops and friends mid-battle to go training on a planet far from the battle cause the ghost of Obi Wan told him to do so, and he chose that time to do that, and then he deserts his training in favor of saving his friends from another peril they got into with the empire.
I never got the impression that any Star Wars movie is great, especially not the original trilogy that is bizarrely inferior to the average prequels, but this movie in particular hits the hardest on being overhyped as one of the best movies ever made.
TRUTH, JUSTICE, HOPE
That is, the heritage of the Kryptonian Warrior: Kal-El, son of Jor-El
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Looks like I'll have to move past gameplay footage
James Cameron in general is a pretty overhyped director whom just rests on the tech he incorporates to get shit done whilst the stories tend to be weak.
The Asylum movie that MST3k covered this season was bad/terrible/time I'll never get back. Jonah and the bots heroically did their best, but it was both not enough and maybe they were worn out by the movie itself.
I mean, some movies are just so bad that no amount of riffing can help it; while the jokes were on par for the show, this is likely the only episode of the season that I won't rewatch anytime soon.
Atlantic Rim. A friend told me outright to skip it.
"I rhyme with tyre - And cause pollution - I think you'll find - It's the best solution: What Am I?"
"And that's the essential problem with 'Planetary' right there. When Elijah Snow says, 'The world is a strange place'... he gets Dracula, Doc Savage and Godzilla... When we say it, we get The Captain Fire-Cock Rock 'n' Roll Spectacular."
~ Pól Rua
Do you mean Pacific Rim.
There came a time when the Old Gods died! The Brave died with the Cunning! The Noble perished locked in battle with unleashed Evil! It was the last day for them! An ancient era was passing in fiery holocaust!
The Nolan Trilogy.
*dodges the rotten fruit tossed*
It has some decent moments, sure. But the Batman voice (Adam West Batman had intentional funny moments, this was unintentionally funny every time he spoke), Bane being a kind of big guy with a ridiculous voice, Joker not feeling like Joker (just an anarchist with makeup), the forgettable first film...
I just don't feel as awed by them as so many others do.