Originally Posted by
Ascended
Oh, I like this thread.
So I can recruit any group of villains? Oh....that's easy.
To take out Superman, I hire Deadshot, Mammoth, and Enchantress. Enchantress makes a magic demon bullet. I mean, she's got the juice for that right? Mammoth's job is to fight Superman. He's loud, he's slow, and he'll keep Clark's attention. Deadshot, from the other side of the city, pulls the trigger.
Batman.....can I go off world here? I hire Mongul, Sinestro, and Calculator. I use Calc to scramble satellite relays (to keep anyone from noticing Warworld) and have Warworld send a big giant F*CK YOU missile at Wayne Manor from the far side of Mars, somewhere around 9:00 am; when I know Bruce is at home and asleep after a night of crime fighting. Sinestro's job is to distract people like Superman who would actually see the big giant F*CK YOU missile and stop it.
For Flash, I'll just hire Chronos and Deathstroke. Zoom has shown us that you can go back in time and screw with Barry's history, so I'll just have Chronos go back to when Barry was a baby, and have Deathstroke "baby Hitler" the situation. I wouldn't trust Chronos to do the job right on his own.
Wonder Woman.....what kind of range does Warp have? You know what, doesn't matter. I hire Warp and Doctor Sivana. Sivana makes whatever upgrades are necessary to Warp's costume, and then Warp portals Diana into the sun. Just to make sure it goes right, I'll get Lobo in there to throw Diana into the portal.
J'onn is, regretfully, an easy kill. I bring in Despero to counter J'onn's telepathy and physical abilities, then get Heat Wave to pull the trigger.
Hawkgirl could likely be taken down with Cheetah and Cheshire. I'll add in Lady Shiva just to make sure the job gets done. No fliers, I know, but that'll make Kendra think she's got an easy way out and make her over confident. So Cheetah and Cheshire cook up some serious poison between them, all the ladies cover their blades and claws, and the problem is solved. Even if Kendra does get away she won't last long.
For Aquaman I just hire Lobo and Black Manta. I have Manta set up some scheme on land. Orin won't be able to stay away from that, and when he shows up Lobo does what Lobo does.
Cyborg....ah man, poor Vic. I get Hank Henshaw to counter Vic's technopathy (and have Henshaw bring his Manhunters, if he still controls them), and use Hector Hammond to shut Vic's brain down.