I often say -- in part to playfully grief the younger generations -- that comic stories were better back when I was growing up and spending every last dime of my allowance buying comics. But holy (bleep)ing (bleep), did Marvel have to go and show everyone just how right I was by dropping this crap-tastic pile of mindless (bleep)ery?!! Sorry, boys, girls and nonbinary youngsters, but Marvel's reign as "The House of Ideas" has truly come to an end. Time to board it up and red tag it. If it helps, I'll even whistle a ditty while I work. It goes a little something like this:
"So bye, bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey 'n rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"
RIP Marvel Comics Group, née House of Ideas.