Kaiju for Life-u
Time for Monkeying Around
Sun Wukong (The Monkey King Trilogy) 10
Have You seen my New TIE?:
Darth Vader (Star Wars) 5
-- Xilien Mothership w/ Monsters (Godzilla: Final Wars) 10
Rita Their Rights!:
Rita Repulsa (MMPR) 7
--Sentinel(X-Men: DoFP) 7
-- Box of Gavrok (Buffyverse) 7
-- Paul Tibbet's Binoculars (Warehouse 13) 7
It's So Evil Being Green
Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers) 4
-- Radioactive Spider Bite (Raimi Spider-Man Trilogy) 6
-- Captain America's Vibranium Shield (MCU) 2
All Serpents Great and Small
Basilisk (Harry Potter) 9
-- Enlarged by Rita Repulsa's Wand (Power Rangers) 8
Master of Mortars
Magneto (X-Men Movies: Young) 8
-- Star Blade(Smallville) 9
-- Real World Gun of Choice (Real World) 1
-- Emotional Duplication (Misfits) 10
Termination of ALL Life Forms
T-800 (Terminator Movies) 2
-- Pistol with Adamantium Bullets (X-Men Movies) 4
-- Darkest Timeline Paintball Gun(Community) 5
Ain't No Party Like a Godzilla Party!
Godzilla(2000) 9
-- House Party Protocol Iron Man Armours[(MCU) 9
— J.A.R.V.I.S. (MCU) 2
The Last Gun of Krypton!
Superman (Superman and Lois) 10
-- Plastic Gun w/ Mutant Cure Darts (X-Men: The Last Stand) 3
Vs.
THE BASIC BASTARDS!
Jean Grey (X-Men Movies - Young) 10 + Shocked by Genetically Altered Eels (The Amazing Spider-Man 2) 7 Staff of Devosynn, The (Buffyverse) 2 + Symbol of Anyanka 3
Flash (DCEU) 9 + Mimetic Polyalloy Upgrade (Terminator Genysis) 6 + Terrigenesis upgrade, Joey Gutierrez (MCU) 4 +TVA Baton 8
Cyborg (DCEU) 7 + Mutari Generator, The (Buffyverse) 3 + Protection Amulet (Charmed) 5 + Terrigenesis upgrade, Yo-Yo (MCU) 5 +Sarcophagus Crystal (Buffyverse) 2 + Medusa's Head w/ Bag (Clash of the Titans Original) 9
Adam Monroe (Heroes) 2 + Draconian Katra (Buffyverse) 2
Hal Jordan (Green Lantern Movie) 9 + Band of Blacknil (Buffyverse) 2 + Neuralyzer (Men in Black) 6
Ares (DCEU) 8 + Soul Stone, The (MCU) 4 + Sling Ring (MCU) 3
Godzilla (Final Wars) 10
Purity (Supergirl) 9 + Power-Sucking Athame (Charmed) 6
Daphne Millbrook 7 + Kungai Demon's Tak Horn (Buffyverse) 2 + The Colt (Supernatural) 5
Ahead of the battle, Magneto surveys the battlefield. Look at those... Wakandians. So proud of their tech, so sure in their little laser shields. And yet he could destroy it all with a wave of his hand. Truely none of their worthless little human lives were worth anything comapred to
Homo Superior. ANd these one were even more priamative than most, with their cloaks and spears for fighting. It is to laugh.
Super Rac... I mean "Speciest" Magneto has joined the fight.
A thing I would like to point out is Jean Grey is now a Vengance demon. SO when the battle starts, she will hear a plea from a woman most greviously in NEED of Vengance. A woman who has had scorn, deresion, and violence heaped on her and her position for years by the men in her life. A plea so passionate, so PURE in it's call for Vengance against her oppressors, Jean will have no choice but to grant it! That wish will echo through out the Ages.
"Give me the Power to CRUSH those foolish Power Rangers Once and For ALL!!"
Given that we're not only talking about Evil winning on a Sentai show, but overcoming several prophecies here, that's a LOT of power Rita's asking for. But she spent TEN THOUSAND YEARS stuck in a trash can with Goldar and the other three idiots, growing ever more vengeful and angry. She will not let this opportunity pass. Of course the power to beat the Power Rangers so hard they can never come back from it is more than enough to beat a bunch of Basic Bastards hard enough to get a win.
Daphne at the start of the battle suddenly shoots 4 of her team mates in the back, and then in greif at what she's done turns her gun on herself and shoots herself in the head. Surely that's what happened, it totally isn't SS Magneto floating over the team killing Humans with her Colt in the most needlessly Sadistic way he can, is it?
Regular Magneto can also fly over the top and trash Cyborg with his magnetic powers. Cyborg doesn't have enough biologiacal bits to live if the machise were surgically removed from him, lets alone if the were ripped out and used to shred him.
Also if Flash gets near either of the Magnetos they can show him why being a man of metal is a bad idea against a Master of Magnetism. Then that Magento can take the the TVA baton off of Flash's splatter and use it to erase the other team.
Ares is probably going to try to open up a hundred portals with the sling ring to do shenanigans with the shield or some such silliness. So we're going to send a deicidal monley over there to turn Ares into an angry frog or something. On the plus side that leaves his SLing Ring available for stealing and without that, banishing Ares to an alternate dimension should keep him there.
Last time Jcog claimed his Godzilla could beat my Godzilla AND all the other Godzilla monsters simulataneously, because winning a 3 on 1 automatically means you'll win a 12+ on 1. So this time we'll explictly send a Basilisk big enough to look Godzilla in the eyes overe there to do that. And venom bite him if Godzilla tries to blind-fight.
My Godzilla can blast Purity with Atomic Energy and keep fighting her until he wins. The Iron Man suits can also gang up on her. Even if they don't do loads of damage they can keep her overwhelmed and keep her pinned down.
Superman can fly over and fill Jean with Cure. It'll cancel out all that Psychic Mutant stuff, while leaving her still capable of granting wishes to my team. If the other team tries to make wishes, it would be easy for Superman to grab the gem and crush it, which breaks all the wishes already granted. After sdealing with Jean he can move on to fighting Purity who will be so wrecked fighting all the Iron Men and maybe Godzilla, that she won't notice Superman to use her Kryptonian busting Sonic Screams.
Tommy can teleport over to Hal Jordan. If Hal doesn't die from getting shot in the brain by his teammate, Tommy can wreck Hal in CQC with the Captain America Shield.
Terminator will take forever (from a subjective perspective) to walk around the perimiter of the shield, but if anyone is left, or anyone tries to come get him, the Terminator can shoot them with his time-line displacement gun for an instant win.
Of course as they say, No Plan survives contact with the enemy, and my team are experienced fighters that can adapt on the fly. Once they take down their inital targets they can move on to mop up the rest of the Basic Bastards.