KOOKY MARVEL! PART 1
MOJOVISION #2
Written by ERIC POWELL
Plot by EXCITER
Art by ROB GUILLORY
“I WANT MY MJV”
32 PGs./Rated T+...$2.99
- Every music video in the known multiverse is in a brutal, cutthroat competition for supremacy, but only one can trample the hopes of its enemies and victoriously claim the top spot. But can even the intrepid Mojovision Video Jockey (MJV-VJ for short) Longshot make it all the way through the top-ten countdown while being relentlessly pursued by hordes of ravenous, flesh-eating Marvel zombies? Find out on MJV’S TOTAL REQUEST… UNDEAD!
- Major Domo’s rating report: TRU has slumped, failing to capture the top spot in even the once-assured female teen demographic. This is a far cry from the ratings domination the broadcast once boasted just a few short years ago.
- “WHAT?!? Com-plete-ly Unacceptable! We need to rebrand and we need to rebrand yesterday! Why aren’t those little brats tuning in anymore? Zombie oversaturation? Maybe if we killed and necromanticly reanimated Justin Bieber, hum? No, no. It’s because of the internet that we’re failing! That damnable series of tubes is the go-to source for music videos these days, so we need someone with an online presence. Get me that human chick who live-streams her criminal escapades! Get me Screwball!
- Meanwhile, Longshot’s about to get devoured before he can throw to Darla Deering’s new bootylicious country-pop hit “It’s a Thing Thang.” Can he rely on the newly recruited MJV star NFL Superpro to help him out with some consensual, non-domestic violence? And behind the scenes, Spiral desperately searches for a way to boost the ratings before the Death Sponsors detect weakness!
INGLORIOUS BASTERDS
Written By JIM STERANKO
Plot By MCGAFFER
Art By HERB TRIMPE
"WE'RE GONNA HANG OUT THE GREMLINS ON THE SIEGFRIED LINE"
Germany needs to take the Allies Spitfire planes out of the war - and the job has gone to Dr. Togu who has recruited Germany's newest living weapons for the task, Gremlins! Several airmen ended up filling out some strange psychiatric reports over the next few days. Seeing little green creatures on the wings of the plane has been reported several times before, nothing new there. But reports of Ducks, Monkeys, Pigs and Raccoon's fighting little green men on the wings of the planes thousands of feet up in the air? Well that's just too weird. And what's with the RAF pilot who keeps dreamily doodling pictures of a Squirrel-Girl!?! And saying she saved his life...twice!!! Oh yes, and apparently the Raccoon has reportedly sent Captain America a message via a co-pilot "First one to Berlin? Loser!"
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99
REIGN OF GALACTA #2
Written by KATE BEATON
Plot by ROZEN
Art by FAITH ERIN HICKS
“HEIR APPARENT” Part 2 (of 4)
So, today hasn't really gone well for our heroine. News broadcasts from around the world are being hijacked by Skrulls, bearing a grim message for the world; the daughter of Galactus lives, and they are more than happy to burn this forsaken rock before she could threaten the universe (or if her father comes looking for her…). Gali is still on the run from Skrull forces, and with her growing fears, the Power Cosmic starts to dwell within her. Gali starts to fight back with cosmic bolts from her hands (refrain all pew-pew jokes until the end of the issue), but it doesn't take long for her to be surrounded by elite forces. This looks like the end and that we lied about this being an ongoing, only for her to be saved by...the Fantastic Four?!
32 PGS./Rated T...$2.99