I think I solved the "Love Interest" problem...
The Black Panther Bachelor Show
Announcer: "Okay, king T'challa you had your chance to interview all these lovely bachelorettes and now comes the time to pick one. So who is going to be your bride to be and queen of Wakanda."
King T'challa: "Wow, I'm so nervous right now... I mean, there's such great options presented here."
The options...
Storm: "Come back to me beloved."
Nakia: "It should be obvious who you should pick... Saved your family and the heart shaped herb memba' that."
Princess Zanda: "I was born to be queen get these other ratchet skanks out of here."
Monica Lynn: "I siiiing the body electriiiiic... I celebrate the me yet to come."
Black Widow: "I don't think I even belong here so I'm going to jump off a cliff as a sacrificial offering... DEUCES!"
Catwoman: "I'm into cats and all but I feel like I'm in the wrong place somehow mysteriously."
Beyonce: "I woke up like this!"
Betty White: "Nothing quite like a seasoned veteran to get it in with hey T'challa."
Princess Azula: "We will be the perfect couple as we dominate and rule the entire Marvel universe and anyone who doesn't bow down will be BANISHED!"
Betty Boop: "Boop-Oop-a-Doop!"
Jessica Rabbit: "I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way."
Sailor Moon: ""
Note: Sailor Moon can't speak right now because she is in the middle of a long drawn out forever taking plasma based over the top transformation sequence... So there's that!
Announcer: "King T'challa have you made your choice?"
King T'challa: "Yes, as the sovereign king of Wakanda I'm going to pick someone not featured here."
(insert dramatic drumroll here)
King T'challa: "I choose... Cardi B!"
Poof from out of no where because this is comics where random A$$ pulls happen as an afterthought...
Cardi B: "O'kurrrrrrrr... That's some Wet A$$ Panther!!!"
https://www.cbr.com/cardi-b-as-scarl...ume-halloween/
(insert Hip Hop beat right here)
There's some S'mores in this house... There's some S'mores in this house... There's some S'mores in this house...
Later, the following morning King T'challa awakens from the drug induced slumber...
King T'challa: "Where's my vibranium necklace... Where's my Wakandan Bank Black Card... The keys to my skybike... DAYUM IT!!!"
Princess Shuri: "Brother... Cardi B stole all the vibranium from the vibranium mound!"
Cardi B: "I lived my entire life waiting for this moment... I stripped, I danced, just to get here... I stripped in America... Players Club, Chocolate City, Comic-con... I even stripped for my own brothers and sisters right here on this continent... And all this stripping just so I can strip you!"
This will be probably be a 6 issue story arc and the pyrrhic victory Doomwar speech probably will have a much happier ending though... See what I did there!