I invented the Kung Fu Grip...
Oh wait that's not what you are talking about my bad!
Wakanda.
The throne room.
The elders gathered for what would be the most important meeting of their lives.
T'challa: "You all wanted to see me."
Shuri: "Actually I called for this meeting because the elders had brought something to my attention concerning you."
Shuri pauses, takes a deep breathe and...
Shuri: "Well you know how vibranium works by absorbing energy... And it does this in many forms. With that said due to security concerns every incoming transmission is automatically intercepted by our security net down to its' most minute details. Whether it be in the form of sound waves, sonar radar or internet bandwidth we capture it. Also, for security reasons various members of the tribal elders have access to this in case of extreme emergencies and protocols. You see..."
T'challa: "Where are you headed with this Shuri?"
Shuri: "It's better if I show you."
Shuri ignites a Kimoyo bead that begins to access T'challa's secret account.
A very well endowed BBW with a hair weave down to her calves comes to life...
BBW: "Hello your highness welcome back to 1-800-PANTHER-PORNHUB... Have you been a naughty king. OOOOh let's take it to the waterfall... Is this your king... Is this your king..."
T'challa: "Okay okay that's enough!"
The elders look around at each other and nod in agreement.
Shuri: "Uhm... The elders and I agree that it's time for you to get some."
T'challa: "I just did get some... Didn't you See Wakanda and Die I was kicking @$$ and taking names out there!"
Shuri: "Not that we mean like... Get a mate or a queen."
T'challa: "Oh!"
Shuri: "I mean... If you want to continue this lewd behavior I could set up a seperate account not available to the elders discretions but seriously though."
T'challa: "I get it... Sometimes I'm stressed out about all this being two steps three steps ahead of everybody that I want someone else to be in charge for a change."
Shuri: "In charge of... Oh never mind I don't need any more visuals."
T'challa: "I hear you and I'll get on one of those dating sites and choose carefully."
Shuri: "I took the liberty of scanning your profile, tastes and dislikes and narrowed down your options to a couple prospects from Detroit and Atlanta."
T'challa: "Do they have Tig ole Bitties!"
Shuri: "EW, you can do that your self... BYE!"