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    Default X-Terminators #5 Review: Out with a atomic blast. *spoilers*

    As we open Dracula agrees to let them hunt his grandson so long as they leave enough for him to persecute.

    Jubliee had a plan but they need the secreat 5th member....

    X-Terminators group chat. Laura has to keep getting reinvited due to boom booms shit post making her leave
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    Dazler to Alex: I brought your bar your house and everything you own. Girls start destroying it.
    Dazler chases him to a disco roller ring

    At collector laura is beating him he becomes a monster and begins destroying his own ship.

    Vampire come to help Alex and forget dazler is a living sun. As she plays her "music to beat Alex to" she destroyed them all. Then burns Alex eye out punches him in the balls and ax kicks his head. She then spens any time she's not on panel kicking him in his ball's

    At collector he's winning but boom boom got a bazooka. Jubliee reminder everyone how her powers accualy work... by becoming a nuke and vaporizing the collector and his ship.(she's balled and naked now)

    The secret 5th member was magik who made it all possible in exchange for keeping the baby monster dazler found in issue 1.
    After helping them She heads back,rases it above her head and proclames it as her child/future steed

    At the bar
    Laura: "it's beer o'clock sluts" she is then horrified at the corruption/ enlightenment gained from hanging out with them and feels dirty.

    They all laugh
    Laura wants to know what's next

    The X-Terminators will return

    This was fun. Laura got friends, dazler gets a bar and revenge, magik a goblen horse, jublee becoming a atomic bomb and bald, and boom boom a bazooka

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    I genuinely loved every second of this mini, and I’m glad they’ll be returning at some point.

    Also, “Eat my atom bomb, Eternal Dork!” has got to be in the voting list for quote of the year in December.
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    I am calling the baby monster 'Chert' until either Marvel releases an official name or a different fan-name takes hold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunofdarkchild View Post
    I am calling the baby monster 'Chert' until either Marvel releases an official name or a different fan-name takes hold.
    Let's call it Hellion
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    Hellion is the talk of the boards and rightfully so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dthirds3 View Post
    As we open Dracula agrees to let them hunt his grandson so long as they leave enough for him to persecute.

    Jubliee had a plan but they need the secreat 5th member....

    X-Terminators group chat. Laura has to keep getting reinvited due to boom booms shit post making her leave
    20230125_143154.jpg

    Dazler to Alex: I brought your bar your house and everything you own. Girls start destroying it.
    Dazler chases him to a disco roller ring

    At collector laura is beating him he becomes a monster and begins destroying his own ship.

    Vampire come to help Alex and forget dazler is a living sun. As she plays her "music to beat Alex to" she destroyed them all. Then burns Alex eye out punches him in the balls and ax kicks his head. She then spens any time she's not on panel kicking him in his ball's

    At collector he's winning but boom boom got a bazooka. Jubliee reminder everyone how her powers accualy work... by becoming a nuke and vaporizing the collector and his ship.(she's balled and naked now)

    The secret 5th member was magik who made it all possible in exchange for keeping the baby monster dazler found in issue 1.
    After helping them She heads back,rases it above her head and proclames it as her child/future steed

    At the bar
    Laura: "it's beer o'clock sluts" she is then horrified at the corruption/ enlightenment gained from hanging out with them and feels dirty.

    They all laugh
    Laura wants to know what's next

    The X-Terminators will return

    This was fun. Laura got friends, dazler gets a bar and revenge, magik a goblen horse, jublee becoming a atomic bomb and bald, and boom boom a bazooka
    i want and am getting this just for the jubilee scene on how her powers actually work. Thank you for the review. i got 4 but really don't want to read it so won't but i hope when and if it comes back there is more balance there is a lot here that just went over my head i guess. But i still want to give leah a chance.
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    The Jubilee scene was sincerely satisfying. Jubes is like Iceman, one of those characters where half the conversations about their powers (on-page and off) are about their untapped potential. So it was so damn good to see her finally cut loose without having to worry about collateral damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dthirds3 View Post
    This was fun. Laura got friends, dazler gets a bar and revenge, magik a goblen horse, jublee becoming a atomic bomb and bald, and boom boom a bazooka
    At least until the next time a writer wants to hook Laura up with their pet characters. Then she'll forget they ever existed. Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dthirds3 View Post
    (...) The X-Terminators will return (...)
    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly groaned in annoyance and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

    Joke aside, the current editorial seems to give everyone a second run of their titles (regular series cut short or mini), regardless of how well it sold or was recieved, so a second one wouldn't really be suprising.

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    Finally!!! Only took 33 years… but Jubilee’s power potential is now fully realized! Such an awesome display for her.

    Also… is it now canon that Jubilee can hover when using a more extreme version of her powers? We’ve seen a few legit instances of this- today’s issue of X-Terminators saw Jubilee hover/fly up to the Collector’s level prior to detonating. In Excalibur, Jubilee launched herself in the air prior to raining plasma down on a forest filled with magical creatures that attacked her son.

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    I loved everything about this mini. I didn’t think I found about it having to deal with vampire nation. The dialogue was fun. The girls friendship was really the star, not the plot and villains.

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    More...I want more! It can't be over!!



    I knew picking this series up alongside back-issues of Amazing Mary Jane was the right call...now, all they need to do is finish AMJ and then do an X-Terminators/Amazing Mary Jane crossover series and I will be set for life!
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    Where has this Williams been?

    This mini was amazing, she needs to write another mini with these gal pals, I wonder if she was shackled by editorial before but with a "no stakes" story like this she could do whatever.

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    Yeah Williams is much better here than any of her previous stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by jubilees_bf View Post
    Finally!!! Only took 33 years… but Jubilee’s power potential is now fully realized! Such an awesome display for her.

    Also… is it now canon that Jubilee can hover when using a more extreme version of her powers? We’ve seen a few legit instances of this- today’s issue of X-Terminators saw Jubilee hover/fly up to the Collector’s level prior to detonating. In Excalibur, Jubilee launched herself in the air prior to raining plasma down on a forest filled with magical creatures that attacked her son.
    Yeah I'd totally agree that this is canon now.

    What a showing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jbenito View Post
    Yeah I'd totally agree that this is canon now.

    What a showing!
    Except this series is a strong contender for not being canon or going to be referenced by another but it's own writer ever again. Plus potential really low reader numbers = low awareness anything here ever happend.

    So kind of the worst place to make a big deal out of Jubilee causing micro-nuclear fusion detonations with her powers.

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