Alloweth me to christen thee properly...
Wakanda.
The Design Group labs.
Things have gotten desperate since the disappearance of king T'challa.
General Okoye, Queen Nakia, Princess Shuri and some random Dora third from the right are the last remaining Wakandans barricaded inside the lab.
Why exactly just these female characters were the only ones left and no other male characters in sight was astronomical to say the least.
(insert Russo brothers wink right about here)
The loud thumping at the door indicated that the enemy was close to breaking in.
Just then... A lone Royal Talon landed on the runway as a figure cloaked in full Black Panther gear arrived.
Dude straight jacked, hacked and slashed his way through the enemy like a BOSS!
(Note: Don't worry about who or what the enemy is or look looks like because this is fan fiction and I aint drawing ish unless you pay me)
Anyway...
The Black Panther arrives as General Okoye releases the barricaded door hatch allowing their hero and savior to enter with full dramatic remix music by Ludwig Gorannson.
General Okoye: "Took you long enough."
Princess Shuri: "Cutting it pretty close there brother."
Queen Nakia: "So what I'm just glad you made it beloved."
Queen Nakia embraces her long lost love and yanks off his mask for a warm welcoming kiss only to reveal...
Luke Skywalker!
Queen Nakia: "WTF!!!"
Suddenly... From out of nowhere the Ludwig Gorannson remix turns into a John Williams classic.
Luke Skywalker: "I'm not here to rescue you I came for Grogu."
Princess Shuri: "Grogu??? Oh you mean Baby Yoda."
General Okoye: "Baby Yoda... Who the FRAK is Baby Yoda!"
Luke points to the cute little green guy that had ben secretly hiding underneath the lab table this whole time... Get it "this whole time"
Grogu/Baby Yoda: "Be-beep coooo."
Queen Nakia: "This is getting very convoluted up in here!"
General Okoye: "That's great but why then are you wearing Black Panther gear and not a standard issue Jedi robe and green light saber?"
Luke Skywalker: "Marketing and product placement."
Princess Shuri: "That settles that... Here take the baby I think he needs a diaper change though."
Luke Skywalker: "You ladies wanna help a brotha out..."
General Okoye: "Nope... I don't do diapers."
Queen Nakia: "Naw, you got that... Washroom is down the hall to the left."
As Luke strolls down the hall with Grogu/Baby Yoda staring at the ladies over his shoulder smiling one silent figure speaks out.
The Random Dora: "So this is what it's going to be like without T'challa... Just random stuff making it up as we go along."
General Okoye: "You shouldn't speak."
Random Dora: "Why not?"
Queen Nakia: "Because then Disney will have to pay you."
Princess Shuri: "Yeah, just stand in the corner, look deeply concerned and point your spear menacingly but do not utter a word."
General Okoye: "Plus you will probably die like some unknown faceless stormtrooper that can't shoot straight anyway but I aint said nothing!"
Happy New Year Wakandans!