Age of Marvels: New Universe –-December 2023-January 2024 Entries

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We present to you Age of Marvels: New Universe, a collection of all new fan-made issues on “sale” this month for DECEMBER 2023-JANUARY 2024!

What is “Age of Marvels” and how does it work?

Age of Marvels is a fan fiction universe and solicitation game that has been in existence on the CBR boards for well over a decade! It has gone through several iterations and has survived forum reboots! The way it works is that “plotters” write short solicitations for monthly comic books! Then participants “buy” the books they want to read! The books with the most buys get rewards. Sounds fun, right? So let’s do this! Which of this month's solicits interest and excite you? Let us know by posting which books you'd pick up in the virtual Age of Marvels Store (this solicitation thread). You can pull as many as you'd like, but also consider your "virtual budget" when making your selections, as sales are used to reward our titles and plotters. Registers are open for a month and sales are tallied on the third Friday of the month.

Absolutely anyone can make purchases right here in this thread - so please do!.
It’s free and is basically just saying “I’d read this” or “I like this!” So let us know! There has never been a more excelsior time to join the fun!

If you want more information on Age of Marvels or are interested in plotting yourself, please visit us at the Age of Marvels Bullpen Thread.

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Behold! Our monthly archive!
This is the repository of our prior work; a compilation of all the monthly solicitation posts since the forum was reset in 2014.
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Age of Marvels and Next Dawn have an OFFICIAL WIKI!

Now, this month’s solicitations:

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ADAM WARLOCK #6
Plot by GUANLISHABI
Written by JIM STARLIN
Art by RON LIM
"Revelations"
Adam Warlock is able to defeat Him, but the Church is coming.
The Goddess arrives on Shi-ar with the Church fleet.
Gamora uses the Infinity Gem to create a time portal.
Gasp! She has the Fourth Infinity Gem, the Time Gem!
As they travel through time, Adam catches a glimpse of the future.
The Year 2024!
Mistress Death is destroyed!
The Infinity Gauntlet reaching out of the Cocoon!
But what does it all mean?
They arrive in the past, Year 2016, the Infinity King event.
And Adam finally meets Gamora's mysterious benefactor.
Revelations! Thanos, the Mad Titan!
30 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99


AGENTS OF A.R.C.A.N.A. #60 *Double-Size 5th Anniversary Issue!*
Plot by NX01A
Written by GRANT MORRISON
Art by JEROME OPEÑA
Theme Song: Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (Negative Harmony Mix)
'ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS ²'
•MAGIK must find peace before she goes insane with grief and sorrow for what an alternate version of her did to stop ultimate evil on a parallel Earth. But since Illyana remembers, that sequestered world isn't as dead and gone as she'd hope. Dissociation is usually a bad thing in psychiatric circles, but it proves theraputic in magic circles.
•Behold: the DARKCHILDE! Illyana has split herself, creating a mutant woman touched by arcane darkness and a demonic queen of Limbo cursed with conscience. There is ceremony for planar throne ascension, even if the ruler is basically the same entity. NEBULOS of the Planets Perilous, KATHULOS the Living Planet, ARIOCH of the 998th Plane, KHOON the Conqueror of Khoonspace, AGGAMON of the Purple Dimension, BLACKHEART of Limbo's neighbouring Archipelago of Anguish, CLEA of the Dark Dimension, and DOCTOR STRANGE (newly vested with oversight of Earth) are among the Dimensional Lords present as the Darkchilde takes the Soulsword carved from WITCHFIRE's essence as her symbol of office.
•As her other half deals with demigods, Illyana's first real Christmas with MAN-THING and teenaged BOG BOY is interrupted by Warriors of W.A.N.D. NIGHTWATCH, GHOSTDANCER, and JAINE CUTTER on a mission to bring in her and the swamp things for 'Lovecraftian wavelength decontamination'!
•AGATHA HARKNESS spends her solstice in quiet contemplation of the disastrous year just gone, not knowing that her reverie is about to be shattered by the very alive DOCTOR VOODOO and ELSA BLOODSTONE! And what part does W.A.N.D. Necromancy Director AGNES HARKNESS play in all this?
•Next issue: The Agents of A.R.C.A.N.A. enter The Mutant War®!
64 PGs./ Rated M...$5.99


AMAZING FANTASY #45
presents…
STAR TREK: AVENGER #1
Plot by EXCITER
Written by
Art by
“AVENGE THE FUTURE”
Captain Morgan Bateson has a complicated history with “time.” His ship, the U.S.S. Bozeman, was caught in a temporal causality loop for 90 years. He’s since adjusted to the 24th Century, but his experience makes him an extremely desirable recruit for a special agent from the 31st Century: Daniels!
In the far future, hostile factions engage in a “Temporal Cold War.” Some want to use time travel technology to change the past, while others - like the Federation - want to protect historical continuity. Just as it seemed that the Federation had prevailed, someone changed the timeline to strike directly at the 31st Century. Things were altered to result in “The Burn” of 3069: a galaxy-wide disaster where almost all dilithium went inert and every warp core exploded, crippling space travel in the Milky Way and causing the near total dissolution of the Federation.
Daniels explains to Bateson that while there is “a” future where the Burn happens, his mission - should Bateson choose to accept it - is to make sure that it is not “our” future.
To accomplish that, Daniels offers Bateson command of the U.S.S. Avenger, with a hand-picked crew and a temporal displacement drive. Apparently all the Captain has to do is prevent a Kelpien ship from crashing in the Veribun Nebula in 3064. Sounds easy enough, right?
Not so! For the QeylIS MaQmIgh, a radical Klingon doomsday cult from the future that arose as the result of the Burn, is invested in making sure that the Avenger fails its mission! Today may be a good day to die!
32 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99


CAPTAIN AMERICA #61
Plot by EXCITER
Written by FRANK MILLER
Art by SEAN GORDON MURPHY
“VIVA LA CAPITANA”
Madripoor is free! Thanks to Cap and the Invaders, Tiger Tyger is reinstated as Chancellor and the island nation is once again independent! The Mandarin is driven back to mainland China, where he vows revenge! But with such international success in the name of liberty, why should the Invaders stop there?
Delvadia, a South American country that has long suffered economically due to the corruption of its government officials, has just elected a reformer: Fernando Suerte! Focusing on justice and security, Suerte is ousting anyone with ties to the “Los Arañas Delvadia” cartel - which makes its leader, the Tarantula, very unhappy…
Captain America decides to back Suerte’s play - and to finally do what he should have done long ago: put Tarantula behind bars forever! It’s the Invaders versus the most dangerous, super-powered gang in the Western Hemisphere!
Plus: A Frontlines Op-Ed by Sally Floyd: “Steve Rogers has Done Team-Ups with Sabra and the Arabian Knight: Is he Both Antisemitic and Islamophobic?”
32 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99

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E⨂CELSIOR #11
Plot by NX01A
Written by BRANDON THOMAS
Art by JESÚS SAÍZ
Theme Song: Crepa - Psylocke Theme Remix
'DARK OCEAN' Part 3/Finale 'VENUS BUTTERFLY'
•While NIGHTCRAWLER and X-23 battle mutant ninjas loyal to the anti-monarchial GEN'YŌSHA secret society, LADY KWANNON discovers the true instigator of the revolt against her ceremonial rule of Kaiwann.
•Model, psychic, spy... CAPTAIN ELIZABETH BRADDOCK has championed Britain's interests across the glove, including her latest destabilization assignment in Kaiwann. From mentally manipulating the Gen'yōsha Elders to providing a weaponized strain of the psychogenic fungus C. militaris designed to instill hatred for royalty, Betsy thought she'd achieve a largely bloodless coup and leave Kaiwann open to Britain's neo-imperial designs. And she could have gotten away with it, too, if Kwannon hadn't returned home earlier than Betsy's precognitive dreams foretold. Interference from the Time Diamonds, no doubt.
•Sensing that the MI13 agent's telepathy is amplifying the fungal agent's bewitchment of the Kaiwannese, Kwannon must kill Betsy but it won't be easy. Braddock is a Captain of Britain, wearing and enhanced by armour fueled by otherworldly magic. Will Kwannon's own telepathy and mystic Mandarings triumph over the symbol of Britannic empire?
•Next issue: The Outer Sphere enters The Mutant War®!
Outer Sphere Profile
LADY KWANNON (former Lady Mandarin)
Name: Kwannon Kochou
Affiliation: Kaiwann (Ceremonial head of state); Outer Sphere (Ashen Queen)
Powers: •Telepathy
•Psychic Knife: Cuts psychically, allows deep telepathic manipulation of those struck
•Shurayuki: Psychokinetic katana able to cut through most matter
•Mandarings
-Ring Imperial: Causes intense and increasing pain the longer targets refuse to do as she commands
-Bloodgem Ring: Enhanced strength & durability
-Ring of Zona: Cloaking
-Ring of the Nebulas: Amplifies technology, sometimes dangerously
-Sling Ring: Teleportation disks
-Werewolf Ring: Turns the wearer into a werewolf; triggers other lycanthropes to change into or out of their lupine forms
-Ring of the Black Shadow: Casts others into an endless ebon void filled with their nightmares made manifest; teleportation through shadows and this realm
-Serpent Ring: Summons spectral snakes
-Ring of the Abstract: Wearer understands all writing and spoken language
-Ring of Raggadorr: Prismatic energies restrain and crush targets
Intelligence: •••
Strength: •••
Speed: ••[••••• Teleportation]
Durability: ••••
Energy Projection: ••••••
Fighting Skills: ••••••
32 PGs./Rated T+...$3.99

HAWKEYE AND SPIDER-WOMAN #25
Written by JONATHAN HICKMAN
Art by JEROME OPENA
Plot by FFJAMIE94
Birth by Sleep!!
This is it, the 25th issue of Hawkeye and Spider-Woman, and what a way to celebrate than with the birth of Jessica and Clint's son.
As Jess goes into Labour, Clint must get across one side of Town to the other, however traffic may have other ideas for him.
Will Clint miss the birth of his child?
It's the calm before the Storm as a new year of Hawkeye and Spider-Woman begins.
48 PGs/ PARENTAL ADVISORY...$4.99


HULK INVERSION #3
Plot by EXCITER
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by ED McGUINNESS
“THE MASTERS OF GOOD”
The Aggrievers trapped Hulk and America Chavez in their Inversion Universe and were about to finish them off - until they were saved by that Universe’s mightiest heroes!
Freedom Rings! When the Chinese patriot Tem Borjigin discovered ten mystical finger-sized cylinders, he started using their unique powers to fight for liberty and justice everywhere!
Truthsayer! When Loki, the Norse God of Honesty, came to Midgard, he dedicated his nearly-immortal life to honestly protecting its people!
M.O.D.O.H.! When the courageous George Tarleton volunteered his body for augmentation, he became the Mental Organism Designed Only for Heroism!
Supernaut! When Cain Marko found the Crimson Gem, it made him the unstoppable avatar of an angelic being!
And most surprising of all: the Unshakable Hulk! The super-calm behemoth that has but one weakness: when he gets angry, he reverts to a nerdy human weakling!
This is a little awkward. If Hulk is a hero in this universe, shouldn’t that mean he’s a villain in our AOM Universe? He’s struggled with his rages but… is he a villain?
He’d better sort out that introspective personal crisis fast, because the Aggrievers are planning to join Baron Strucker in a surprise invasion of the AOM Universe - with an opening attack on the Avengers’ HQ at Fort Kirby! Will the Masters of Good help Hulk and Chavez stop them? Or is it in their interest to trap the Aggreivers in another reality?
32 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99


THE MIGHTY THOR #61
Plot by EXCITER
Written by ALAN MOORE
Art by MIKE MIGNOLA
“THE HEL-SWORN THOR” part four “BIRTHDAY IN HEL”
In exchange for returning him to life, Thor agreed to give Hela a worthy heir (see THE MIGHTY THOR #50). That seed has fully gestated, and it is finally time for its glorious birth!
Thor, however, is presently engaged in the greatest battle that Hel hath ever seen! The fallen elder god Chthon has marshaled his considerable forces and marches on Valhalla itself! Standing in his way is the God of Thunder and a collection of his departed family and friends: Odin! Gaea! Ares, who Thor turned to his side! Alpha Prime, chief god of werewolves! And more! Their plan, proposed by Malekith the Accursed, is a bold one: Chthon’s weakness has always been pure, heroic souls - and there is no greater collection of such souls than in Valhalla. If enough souls lend their energy, a massive “spirit bomb” can be directed at Chthon and erase him from existence! But only one individual can channel a weapon such as that: Ond, the God of Souls! Ond can finally avenge himself upon Chthon (who slew him way back in THE MIGHTY THOR #33), but only if he’s not destroyed by Chthon’s forces first! To save the afterlife, Ond must be protected at all costs!
Meanwhile, Hela’s nursemaid welcomes the daughter of Hela and Thor into existence. Hail, hail, hail to Angerboda! But unbeknownst to her, Hela’s actual nursemaid lies dead in the other room… and a disguised Malekith takes possession of the child and disappears!
32 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99

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OGHT (Original Gangster Human Torch): Jim Hammond…Commie Smasher! #2 of 4
Story: ROY THOMAS
Art: PHIL HESTER
Plot: CAPTCLEGHORN
It’s 1953. The “Black Widow” robots attacking Latveria have been stopped. As a result the mysterious land of Latveria has a chance at democracy. While waiting in West Germany for transportation back to America, Jim Hammond is given word that there is trouble with agents in East Berlin investigating trouble the communists are having with workers threatening to strike.
What our hero doesn’t know is the force the commies are using to put down worker strife. Where the Black Widow robots failed, Premier Malenkov implements the Iron Maiden program. The Soviet Iron Maiden is an armored exoskeleton increasing the wearer’s strength and speed. It also has built-in weaponry. Pretty potent dangerous weaponry.
Can our android adventurer defeat this new threat and save downtrodden innocents?.
32 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99

SILVER SURFER #6
Plot by GUANLISHABI
Written by RON MARZ
Art by CHRIS BACHALO
"The Dominion"
Silver Surfer suddenly realizes that he has been infected.
The T-O virus, now he is being hacked by the Tyrant.
So are the other Heralds of Galactus.
Tyrant used Silver Surfer to spread the Nano virus.
But Galactus arrives and saves all his heralds.
And the Great Devourer finally reveals the truth to the Silver Surfer!
The first sentient machine of the universe, Tyrant is the first Dominion.
Super computer that became black hole!
He has been creating the Phalanx to infect the universe with T-O virus.
That is the reason they share his hunger for planets.
So that one day, Tyrant will gather enough energy to defeat Galactus!
30 PGs./Rated T+ …$2.99

VENOM: AGENT OF SHIELD #12
Written by CHIP ZDARSKY
Art by JUAN CABAL
Plot by FFJAMIE94
“THE ULTRON FILES” Part One
A new arc begins as Deadpool and Venom receive a new mission, find the missing SHIELD agents.
They were lost in an old SHIELD underground base, but things are not what they seem.
The mission was a trap, set up by Ultron, who has now started his take over of SHIELD.
Our two heroes must find a way to escape a base that is set out to kill them.
This is it folks, the beginning of the end...
32 PGs/ PARENTAL ADVISORY...$3.99


UNCANNY ⨂-MEN #60 *Double-Size 5th Anniversary Issue!*
Plot by NX01A
Written by KURT BUSIEK
Art by STUART IMMONEN
Theme Song: NIKI - Selene
'MUTANT WAR' Part 1 'EX SELEN'
•As the first snow falls on Westchester County, an oppressive coldness falls over the X-Mansion. PROFESSOR X remains unconscious in the med bay's ICU after defeating PSI-BORG, STORM is depressed and withdrawn thanks to seasonal affective disorder, WOLVERINE was last seen hunting naked through the woods, and CYCLOPS & PHOENIX worry they won't be good parents to their unborn child.
•Out of the moonlit flurries come the immortal mutant sorceress SELENE and her were-mutant vassal FRIEDRICH VON ROEHM! The portents were undeniable: a new life of impossible power grew within the flesh of Phoenix, power enough to keep Selene young for millennia, power enough to make Selene break the peace agreement between her Gallio Foundation and the X-Men!
•The mansion's defenses shatter against Selene's mutant magic as Von Roehm sniffs out their prey. Only lightning bolts streaking down through the ceiling keep Selene from reaching the Danger Nursery. For all Ororo's power, her strikes weren't arcane, and Selene counters with arcanelectricity of her own! The growl behind Von Roehm is all the warning he got before Logan buried six adamantium claws in his lungs, but the were-mutant is a servant of Selene, and Selene bestows favours on her pets. After his wounds heal almost instantly, Von Roehm and Logan paint the foyer red.
•A few months ago, these X-Men were empowered by various sources, whether psionic or magic or cosmic or electromagnetic. They're only mutants now, no match for a ravenous 18,000 year old vampire witch. Jean wants to stay and help Ororo and Logan but Scott convinces her that leaving will draw Selene away.
•Machine eyes watch Scott and Jean flee in the X-Jet, and machine intelligences plot their course and their demise.
•The Mutant War breaks out on all fronts in Uncanny X-Men, Excelsior, and Agents of A.R.C.A.N.A.!
Mutant Profile
SELENE
Name: Selene Gallio
Affiliation: Gallio Foundation (Founder), Selenite Cult (Founder)
Powers: •Immortality: Possesses eternal life but not eternal youth.
•Life Leech: Drains the life force of others to regenerate, increase her physical attributes, and remain young.
•Magic: Lifetimes of arcane knowledge and spells.
Intelligence: •••••
Strength: ••••
Speed: •••[•••• Teleportation]
Durability: ••••
Energy Projection: ••••••
Fighting Skills: ••••
64 PGs./Rated T+...$5.99

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AGE OF MARVELS HOLIDAY SPECIAL #5
An anthology of non-stop holiday cheer!
“ENLIGHTEN THIS!”
Plot by EXCITER
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by ED McGUINNESS
Daimon Hellstrom may be the Son of Satan, but is he ready to team up with Nick Norris, the Son of Santa?!?
Nick’s nemesis, the Anti-Claus, is at it again this year… tampering with the timeline in an effort to erase winter holidays from existence! This time, he’s targeting Bodhi Day - the Buddhist holiday commemorating the date that Gautami Buddha reached enlightenment (“Nirvana”) while meditating under a Bodhi Tree in 596BC! The Anti-Claus intends to light that tree ablaze with hellfire! Can the “Christmas Sons” of Satan and Santa stop the vile grinch-like arsonist?
Mary Jane Watson in “A CHRISTMAS CAROL V2.0”
Story: ELAINE LEE
Art: MIKE KALUTA
Plot: CAPTCLEGHORN
Christmas is coming up and Mary Jane Watson has a dream. She not only wants to star in a show, but she wants to produce it as well. Her idea is to do a gender-reversed Dickens’ Christmas Carol. Mary Jane, of course, would star as Elizabeth “Ebbie” Scrooge. Watson realizes that the first step to success and fame is finding and performing a task no one else wants to do.
MJ deals with casting (such as who will play Tiny Tina?), staging (can a ghost fly?), and dealing with the NYC School Department in getting the Ditko High Auditorium. And of great importance is will Peter Parker’s big secret be revealed? Will the public realize that that Parker boy can sew?

'DECORATIONS OF RED'
By NX01A, ANDRZEJ SAPKOWSKI, & SUNKANMI AKINBOYE
Boreal entities PÈRE FOUETTARD the WHIPPING MAN and BELLE NICKEL the CHRISTMAS WOMAN have their cold hearts set on spending the winter solstice somewhere far warmer than Northern Europe this year. The Dogon of Mali celebrate a solstice festival. Why not vacation in Timbuktu and drain some exotic seasonal hope? Across the Atlantic, the Wings of Needless Sorrow alert NIGHTWATCH to a great spiritual suffering among the people of his ancestors, and he plus fellow Warriors of W.A.N.D. GHOSTDANCER and JAINE CUTTER won't spare any arcane ammo in taking the invaders out like the trash they are on Boxing Day.
“YULE NEVER BELIEVE IT”
Plot by EXCITER
Written by ROBERT VENDITTI
Art by ED McGUINNESS
Sleipnir! Eight-legged, flying steed of Odin! Horse-god of all hooved beasts! Undisputed master of the Reindeer Games! And this year… lonely.
Since Odin died and went to Valhalla, and Thor travelled to Hel on an epic quest, nobody has ridden him. And it’s so close to Yule - who, on that night, will Sleipnir carry around the world to leave treats for every child that places hay in their boots and puts them near the chimney? It’s a tradition!
That’s when Prince Magni and Modi, the twin sons of Thor and Sif, sneak into Sleipnir’s Asgardian stable. They may be kids, but their enthusiasm for Yule eclipses all others. With his horsey guidance, could those two crazy kids bring the Yuletide spirit this year?
86 PGs./Rated T+...$4 Calling Birds

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SAMPLE DECEMBER 2023-JANUARY 2024 PULL LIST

Below is a full list of Age of Marvels Solicitations for NOVEMBER-DECEMBER. Feel free to copy/paste and edit with your personal buys at your convenience. Post the issues you’d pick up in this thread. Sales close on JANUARY 21.


ADAM WARLOCK #6
AGENTS OF A.R.C.A.N.A. #60
AMAZING FANTASY #45
CAPTAIN AMERICA #61
E⨂CELSIOR #11
HAWKEYE AND SPIDER-WOMAN #25
HULK INVERSION #3
THE MIGHTY THOR #61
OGHT (Original Gangster Human Torch): Jim Hammond…Commie Smasher! #2 of 4
SILVER SURFER #6
UNCANNY ⨂-MEN #60
VENOM: AGENT OF SHIELD #12
AGE OF MARVELS HOLIDAY SPECIAL #5


Additional titles may be added, so check back.

Registers are now open!

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ADAM WARLOCK #6 and SILVER SURFER #6 have been added!

Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!

ADAM WARLOCK #6
AGENTS OF A.R.C.A.N.A. #60
AMAZING FANTASY #45
CAPTAIN AMERICA #61
E⨂CELSIOR #11
HAWKEYE AND SPIDER-WOMAN #25
HULK INVERSION #3
THE MIGHTY THOR #61
OGHT (Original Gangster Human Torch): Jim Hammond…Commie Smasher! #2 of 4
SILVER SURFER #6
UNCANNY ⨂-MEN #60
VENOM: AGENT OF SHIELD #12
AGE OF MARVELS HOLIDAY SPECIAL #5

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2024 stars nicely! My pulls:


ADAM WARLOCK #6 (Infinity King event still resonating 8 years later! Hell yeah!)
AGENTS OF A.R.C.A.N.A. #60 (Bog Boy’s Christmas was ruined!)
AMAZING FANTASY #45 (I hope you enjoy this take on Trek!)
CAPTAIN AMERICA #61 (Captain of all the Americas!)
E⨂CELSIOR #11 (“Ring Imperial: Causes intense and increasing pain the longer targets refuse to do as she commands” - is this just a normal wedding ring?)
HAWKEYE AND SPIDER-WOMAN #25 (Hawkeyes greatest weakness: traffic jams!)
HULK INVERSION #3 (I’m very proud of the name “Freedom Rings” for inverse Mandarin lol)
THE MIGHTY THOR #61 (Hawkeye and Thor both missing their child’s birth this month!)
OGHT (Original Gangster Human Torch): Jim Hammond…Commie Smasher! #2 of 4 (Iron Maiden? Run to the Hills! Run for your lives!)
SILVER SURFER #6 (Galactus engineered the virus!)
UNCANNY ⨂-MEN #60 (Storm with seasonal affective disorder lol)
VENOM: AGENT OF SHIELD #12 (Ultron always trapping folks!)
AGE OF MARVELS HOLIDAY SPECIAL #5 (Go get ‘em, Dickens!)

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Don't forget to make your pulls in the next week!

[nx01a]

Twas the season! I'll buy out the store!

[guanlishabi]

One of everything for me please.

[CaptCleghorn]

The complete set of digital periodicals shall be chosen and summarily purchased. Forgiveness is begged due to the blatant informality of this request.

ADAM WARLOCK #6 (Is "mysterious benefactor" comicbookese for Sugar Daddy? Asking for a friend?)
AGENTS OF A.R.C.A.N.A. #60 (You know it's a great funny book when you're told to "BEHOLD!")
AMAZING FANTASY #45 (Playing with Enterprise's Temporal Cold War along with Discovery's Burn? "Cap'n, mah reading canna take any more of this...")
CAPTAIN AMERICA #61 (Aside to Sally Floyd: Steve's like Harry Callahan. He ain't bigoted. He hates everybody.)
E⨂CELSIOR #11 (The character profiles included here are worth one of my rare serious compliments. Well Done!)
HAWKEYE AND SPIDER-WOMAN #25 (Oh, goodness. The stories I could tell about my son's birth. The Parental Advisory is for Jess' cussing out of Clint during delivery, right?)
HULK INVERSION #3 (Writer tries to utilize COMPLETE reversal logic until brain explodes. You have guts, Exciter. No challenge escapes you.)
THE MIGHTY THOR #61 ("Excuse me," Angerboda says in a Milton Office Space meme, "I was promised a milk filled teat.")
OGHT (Original Gangster Human Torch): Jim Hammond…Commie Smasher! #2 of 4 (Iron Maiden in the fifties screams out for a Back to the Future "kids are gonna love it" joke.)
SILVER SURFER #6 (Would a mask mandate cause a strike for the Union Of Galactus' Heralds?)
UNCANNY ⨂-MEN #60 (OK, it's now snowing in the Northeastern US. Who is running out to get milk and bread?)
VENOM: AGENT OF SHIELD #12 (The company gossip is wild when new ownership is on the horizon. Watch for resume's on the company copy machines.)
AGE OF MARVELS HOLIDAY SPECIAL #5 (Horsey Guidance is the new Phoenix Force.)